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13.06.2025 10:11
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Why in my 60s do I have a strong desire to suck cock and swallow?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
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Loons and Moons
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...